DO YOU LIKE BRUTAL DAYS, CORPORATE PAYMASTERS, COOKIE-CUTTER MEDICINE, MINIMAL STAFF WITH MINIMAL TRAINING, AND BOOOOORING PEOPLE? Uh....That's cool, you do you. But this job probably isn't what you're looking for.
We're four small animal docs looking for a fifth, non-corporate , AHAA-cred , and you actually kinda wanna work here.... Unless you like being bored, overworked, underappreciate, short-handed...then you probably want to work somewhere else. Which seems weird frankly, but you do you. Oh, and we don't do nights or weekends , so you'll need to have or develop a social life I guess.*
We've got a talented, reliable team of people that are genuinely pretty enjoyable to hang out with. We don't tolerate nonsense - everyone on our team, including clients, has integrity and is respectful - or they get gone. Plus we're a little odd, so the uptight ones often show themselves out too. As workplaces go, I'd give it a 97.3/100 (I'm working on adding a second pinball machine to the breakroom, which should get us to an even 98). We do cool stuff like echocardiography too, if you're more into medicine than pinball. Nerd.
Oh yeah, free trip: I totally get that if you've never been to the midwest you probably think it's just a corn desert with one rusty gas station. (Actually, if you live anywhere else in the midwest you might think that too. I've driven through that town.) So, I figure the solution is helping qualified candidates come discover that's (mostly) wrong, no strings attached. If you don't live in the area, we'll get you here on us for a day or two, NP. I've got a boatload of travel points I need to burn anyway. BRING MATCHES.
Also - straight salary. I'm not judging anyone personally, but docs on commission is gross. Not to mention it implies the only thing you do of real monetary value for the practice is selling goods and your services, which is just false. Teach the new tech something or write me a client handout, that goes farther than a box of Bravecto man. Don't worry, if we want you and you want to be here we'll make the numbers work without you having to worry how busy we keep ya. Full benefits and all that jazz, of course. So, if you have a passing interest:
* Bonus points if you can succesfully explain the difference in Aristotle and Heidigger's ontologic philosophies to a Labrador. Okay, okay, that's probably reaching...Just explain ontology to any large breed dog and we'll call it good.
Job Type: Full-time
Pay: $101,000.00 - $150,000.00 per year
Benefits:
Work Location: In person
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